Miscellaneous Warhammer Thread

[Zyobot]

Here's something more random and lighthearted (which is seems like an oxymoron when talking about Warhammer 40K).

Warhammer Memes #1

[Zyobot]

Jul 5, 2020 20:56:09 GMT Zyobot said:

Here's something more random and lighthearted (which is seems like an oxymoron when talking about Warhammer 40K).

Warhammer Memes #1

As a direct follow-up to the above post...

Warhammer Memes #2

[lordroel]

Can the Master Chief beat a Space Marine? | Warhammer 40k vs Halo

[Zyobot]

Now here's a dramatic introductory cinematic from a certain iconic video game.

Necron Introduction Cinematic

[Zyobot]

Jul 8, 2020 21:15:42 GMT Zyobot said:

Now here's a dramatic introductory cinematic from a certain iconic video game.

Necron Introduction Cinematic

And evidently, other alien factions have similar cinematic openings. Namely, the Great Devourer from beyond our own galaxy.

Tyranids Introduction Cutscene Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2 Cinematic

[Zyobot]

Here's some more befitting music, albeit one with a slower tempo and less booming instrumentals than what you'd customarily expect from the billions-strong "Hammer of the Emperor".

Astra Militarum Theme | Imperial Guard Combat Music

[Zyobot]

Here's something that those seeking to get into the "meat" of Warhammer 40K-themed engagement might find useful.

How to play Warhammer 40,000: perfect for beginners

[Zyobot]

Jul 12, 2020 14:03:54 GMT Zyobot said:

Here's something that those seeking to get into the "meat" of Warhammer 40K-themed engagement might find useful.

How to play Warhammer 40,000: perfect for beginners

To go along with this, here's an introduction that covers the actual lore behind the figurines and game-play.

EXPLAINED - What is Warhammer 40,000? | Beginners Guide to 40K + Lore

[Zyobot]

Here's a third round of setting-satirizing memes.

Warhammer Memes #3

[Zyobot]

Now this one concerns the latest edition of Warhammer 40K.

4 Armies that BROKE Warhammer 40k 8th Edition

[Zyobot]

Now here's one that speaks to the very character of the setting.

10 Reasons Why Warhammer 40K is Insane

[lordroel]

Which planets in Warhammer 40k could really exist?

[stevep]

Jul 16, 2020 18:07:21 GMT lordroel said:

Which planets in Warhammer 40k could really exist?

  lordroel,

  Actually Zyobot, posted that a page back.  Unless its one of the later parts?

  Steve

[lordroel]

Jul 17, 2020 10:05:08 GMT stevep said:

Jul 16, 2020 18:07:21 GMT lordroel said:

Which planets in Warhammer 40k could really exist?

  lordroel ,

  Actually Zyobot , posted that a page back.  Unless its one of the later parts?

  Steve

Then i the troll that posted it on my behave will have to spend 30 days on Catachan which according to lexicanum is considered the most infamous and lethal Death World in the entire galaxy. It is located in the Ultima Segmentum and is covered in dense jungle. The planet's entire ecosystem seems consciously hostile to all foreign life.

[Zyobot]

Now this one's much less grimdark than what's usually par for the setting. But just to throw some more humor into the mix:

40k Gods Portayed By Spongebob