Frivolous ASB thread

[spanishspy]

Place any silly or otherwise less than serious scenarios that wouldn't become a whole timeline here.

[lordroel]

A strange ASB timeline i was thinking was of the parents of Adolf Hitler immigrating to Canada before he was born, he later joined the Canadian army on the Western Front during the Great War, The United States collapsing in a civil war in the 1930s, Adolf Hitler becoming prime-minster of Canada in 1935, Canada declaring itself a independent republic from the United Kingdom in 1936, Canada annex or invading several smaller American countries who where part of the former United States in the 1937 to 1940 period, Canada declaring it self the Canadian Empire in 1941, fighting a war again a Danish-British collation when Canada invades Greenland in 1942, that is what i have so far toughed of.

[eurowatch]

Feb 24, 2016 19:18:33 GMT lordroel said:

A strange ASB timeline i was thinking was of the parents of Adolf Hitler immigrating to Canada before he was born, he later joined the Canadian army on the Western Front during the Great War, The United States collapsing in a civil war in the 1930s, Adolf Hitler becoming prime-minster of Canada in 1935, Canada declaring itself a independent republic from the United Kingdom in 1936, Canada annex or invading several smaller American countries who where part of the former United States in the 1937 to 1940 period, Canada declaring it self the Canadian Empire in 1941, fighting a war again a Danish-British collation when Canada invades Greenland in 1942, that is what i have so far toughed of.

Why only a British-Danish coalition instead of a British-French-remnant of US-Danish-possible Dutch or German coalition? The British would not be the only one With an interest in keeping North America stable.

Effect I can see from Your AU:
- Allied backed Polish-German-Austerian-Czech alliance to keep the Soviet Union from expanding. (though the Soviet Union is likely to either overthrw Stalin or enter a civil war itself, given how unpopular Stalin was prior to the Nazi invasion.)
- A far smaller scaled Pacific war. While Canada might try to fight the Allies in the Pacific, they would be little more then a nuisance. Expect France and Britian to coordinate to keep Japan in check (possible propping up the Dutch navy in the process) and formerly US territories to be claimed by other countries to gain the upper hand.
-Due to Canada's vast size and France and Britian's relaticly low population, a comprimise might be struck With a more freindly Germany to have them help in fighting the Canadians.
-The Spanish civil war to be far more even without Germany backing Franco. Though the facists would probably still win without French/British interference given that the Republicans were really unorganised and the Soviet material they got was rubbish.

[lordroel]

Feb 24, 2016 23:40:06 GMT eurowatch said:

Why only a British-Danish coalition instead of a British-French-remnant of US-Danish-possible Dutch or German coalition? The British would not be the only one With an interest in keeping North America stable

It could start out as only a British-Danish coalition and latter being expanded with both Netherlands and Germany joining it.

Feb 24, 2016 23:40:06 GMT eurowatch said:

- Allied backed Polish-German-Austerian-Czech alliance to keep the Soviet Union from expanding. (though the Soviet Union is likely to either overthrw Stalin or enter a civil war itself, given how unpopular Stalin was prior to the Nazi invasion.)

Was thinking in the later 1920 a German war hero (maybe Goering but with out his anti-jew view and much more healthier then he was in OTL) creates a party and later mange to become president of Germany, he slowly creates a Germany consisting of everything Hitler had mange to gobble up in OTL up to 1939, the British wanting a ally against the Soviet Union and having problems with Canada turn a blind eye to German expansion.  

Feb 24, 2016 23:40:06 GMT eurowatch said:

- A far smaller scaled Pacific war. While Canada might try to fight the Allies in the Pacific, they would be little more then a nuisance. Expect France and Britian to coordinate to keep Japan in check (possible propping up the Dutch navy in the process) and formerly US territories to be claimed by other countries to gain the upper hand.

Japan takes over the Philippines in 1934 after the collapse of the United States, a independent Kingdom of Hawaii is backed by the British, a small scaled Pacific war is fought with Japan on one side (with limit support of Canada) and a British-Netherlands-German-French alliance on the other side.

Feb 24, 2016 23:40:06 GMT eurowatch said:

-Due to Canada's vast size and France and Britian's relaticly low population, a comprimise might be struck With a more freindly Germany to have them help in fighting the Canadians.

See second post about Germany.

Feb 24, 2016 23:40:06 GMT eurowatch said:

-The Spanish civil war to be far more even without Germany backing Franco. Though the facists would probably still win without French/British interference given that the Republicans were really unorganised and the Soviet material they got was rubbish.

Here the Spanish Civil War is fought by the Royalist (backed by the British) and the Republicans (backed by Canada).

[Morty Vicar]

An old lady living in the remote USA, known locally as the 'crazy poodle lady', dies. Because she is estranged from family and has little to no contact with others nobody notices for a long while. Her pets manage to escape and form a small breeding colony of wild poodles, which become something of a local urban legend until finally after around a decade they have all been killed off and/ or interbred with wolves and coyotes. It's ASB because I can't see them surviving that long

[lordroel]

Mar 31, 2016 18:00:24 GMT Morty Vicar said:

An old lady living in the remote USA, known locally as the 'crazy poodle lady', dies. Because she is estranged from family and has little to no contact with others nobody notices for a long while. Her pets manage to escape and form a small breeding colony of wild poodles, which become something of a local urban legend until finally after around a decade they have all been killed off and/ or interbred with wolves and coyotes. It's ASB because I can't see them surviving that long

Poolde wolves hybrides, now that is ASB.

[Morty Vicar]

Mar 31, 2016 18:16:21 GMT lordroel said:

Poolde wolves hybrides, now that is ASB.

I have it on good authority poodles are the blonde bombshells of the canine World!

(That's Stan from Dog with a Blog if you're wondering)..

[lordroel]

Mar 31, 2016 18:23:43 GMT Morty Vicar said:

Mar 31, 2016 18:16:21 GMT lordroel said:

Poolde wolves hybrides, now that is ASB.

I have it on good authority poodles are the blonde bombshells of the canine World!

(That's Stan from Dog with a Blog if you're wondering)..

Poolde wolves hybrids are a greater possibility to happen than a talking dog.

[Morty Vicar]

Mar 31, 2016 19:06:23 GMT lordroel said:

Poolde wolves hybrids are a greater possibility to happen than a talking dog.

And so the deception continues..

[lordroel]

Mar 31, 2016 19:19:37 GMT Morty Vicar said:

Mar 31, 2016 19:06:23 GMT lordroel said:

Poolde wolves hybrids are a greater possibility to happen than a talking dog.

And so the deception continues..

Mr Ed like this.

[Morty Vicar]

One ASB scenario I was considering was after the machines have taken over as in Terminator/ the Matrix etc, what if aliens invaded and there was a huge war between the machines and aliens?

[lordroel]

Mar 31, 2016 19:21:15 GMT Morty Vicar said:

One ASB scenario I was considering was after the machines have taken over as in Terminator/ the Matrix etc, what if aliens invaded and there was a huge war between the machines and aliens?

Was thinking about the ID4 aliens arrived at Earth in your ASB scenario but the the aliens arrive in 1996 a year before the Terminator 2: Judgment Day "Judgment Day" in 1997 happens so they are out of the question.

[Morty Vicar]

WI Joe Frost 'Supernanny' magically became President of the USA (despite not being a US citizen)?

[spanishspy]

What if the Committee for Public Safety became a bunch of Khornate cultists?

[lordroel]

Jun 15, 2016 13:24:39 GMT spanishspy said:

What if the Committee for Public Safety became a bunch of Khornate cultists?

You mean the same people who favorite past time was chopping people heads of being turned into something from Warhammer 40,000, that is horrible and mean.