Frivolous ASB thread

[Zyobot]

‘2024 Election: Alex Jones Vs. Vermin Supreme’. Man oh man, would that be a hilariously meme-worthy election cycle!

[lordroel]

Dec 10, 2019 4:14:09 GMT Zyobot said:

‘2024 Election: Alex Jones Vs. Vermin Supreme’. Man oh man, would that be a hilariously meme-worthy election cycle!

I would vote if i could vote, for Vermin Supreme as i really, really do not like Alex Jones, but that is something to discuses on a other part of the forum.

[Zyobot]

Dec 10, 2019 4:19:56 GMT lordroel said:

Dec 10, 2019 4:14:09 GMT Zyobot said:

‘2024 Election: Alex Jones Vs. Vermin Supreme’. Man oh man, would that be a hilariously meme-worthy election cycle!

I would vote if i could vote, for Vermin Supreme as i really, really do not like Alex Jones, but that is something to discuses on a other part of the forum.

Uh-huh. When you say we should discuss it elsewhere on the forum, are you referring to your reasons for voting against Jones, or this ASB election as a whole when you say that?

[lordroel]

Dec 10, 2019 4:22:20 GMT Zyobot said:

Dec 10, 2019 4:19:56 GMT lordroel said:

I would vote if i could vote, for Vermin Supreme as i really, really do not like Alex Jones, but that is something to discuses on a other part of the forum.

Uh-huh. When you say we should discuss it elsewhere on the forum, are you referring to your reasons for voting against Jones, or this ASB election as a whole when you say that?

Just saying that i would never vote for Jones, but as he is involved in far-right politics, i am just saying that talking about him is something that should be done in the Politics and Current Affairs.

But going back on a lighter note regarding a Frivolous ASB idea: What if Santa little Elves went on a global strike.

[Zyobot]

Dec 10, 2019 4:44:54 GMT lordroel said:

Dec 10, 2019 4:22:20 GMT Zyobot said:

Uh-huh. When you say we should discuss it elsewhere on the forum, are you referring to your reasons for voting against Jones, or this ASB election as a whole when you say that?

Just saying that i would never vote for Jones, but as he is involved in far-right politics, i am just saying that talking about him is something that should be done in the Politics and Current Affairs.

But going back on a lighter note regarding a Frivolous ASB idea: What if Santa little Elves went on a global strike.

What would the circumstances surrounding the strike be, exactly? Have they been overworked or not paid enough or something?

[lordroel]

Dec 10, 2019 15:59:22 GMT Zyobot said:

Dec 10, 2019 4:44:54 GMT lordroel said:

Just saying that i would never vote for Jones, but as he is involved in far-right politics, i am just saying that talking about him is something that should be done in the Politics and Current Affairs.

But going back on a lighter note regarding a Frivolous ASB idea: What if Santa little Elves went on a global strike.

What would the circumstances surrounding the strike be, exactly? Have they been overworked or not paid enough or something?

Well it could be both.

[Zyobot]

Dec 10, 2019 16:02:18 GMT lordroel said:

Dec 10, 2019 15:59:22 GMT Zyobot said:

What would the circumstances surrounding the strike be, exactly? Have they been overworked or not paid enough or something?

Well it could be both.

Mm'kay. I'm also thinking that Santa's response would depend on if this has happened before or not, which determines how experienced he is at dealing with workers' strikes. Which, given how long he must've been in the business of producing and delivering presents to children throughout the centuries, must mean that he's seen his fair share of them.

[lordroel]

What if Mars and and the Moon swapped places but the ASB made sure that we on Earth are not effected by the swap.

[stevep]

Dec 11, 2019 17:17:25 GMT lordroel said:

What if Mars and and the Moon swapped places but the ASB made sure that we on Earth are not effected by the swap.

  Well Mars is distinctly larger and more massive than Luna so unless its put some distance further away there are going to be serious tidal problems at the least.  Also having Luna in Mar's position would have impacts there.  Could have impact on some of the asteroids nearest to the orbit as their going to see less of a gravitational pull.  Presumably the two small Martian moons now orbit Luna?  A more distantly orbiting Mars to balance out the gravitational effect will mean a longer 'lunar' cycle which is going to have impacts.  Not least for those groups that use lunar calendars.

  From Earth a lot of people are going to notice a very different looking moon that has suddenly turned red and might also show signs of dust storms.

  We're going to have lost the occasional solar eclipses we're used to as unless Mars is carefully placed its not going to look the same size as the sun.

  Probably going to be other issues depending on how the swap is done by the ASBs.

[Zyobot]

'Libertarian North Korea On January 1st, 2020'.

[lordroel]

What if Hot Dogs where really hot.

[Zyobot]

Dec 12, 2019 18:47:11 GMT lordroel said:

What if Hot Dogs where really hot.

How hot are we talking about, exactly?

[lordroel]

Dec 12, 2019 18:48:34 GMT Zyobot said:

Dec 12, 2019 18:47:11 GMT lordroel said:

What if Hot Dogs where really hot.

How hot are we talking about, exactly?

Lets make it as hot as lava, but only when they become a Hot Dog, not if every ingredient is still separate.

[Zyobot]

Dec 12, 2019 18:51:22 GMT lordroel said:

Dec 12, 2019 18:48:34 GMT Zyobot said:

How hot are we talking about, exactly?

Lets make it as hot as lava, but only when they become a Hot Dog, not if every ingredient is still separate.

Uh-huh. For those caught unawares, a sudden surge in emergency visits to the hospital seem to be in order.

And then breaking-news reports about how hot dogs will burn your tongue to a crisp shortly after.

[Zyobot]

'All Potato Chips Become Potatoes'. I have a real inclination towards potato-related ASB scenarios, I'm not sure why.