miletus12
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Post by miletus12 on Jul 23, 2022 16:21:52 GMT
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Post by Max Sinister on Aug 24, 2022 6:31:51 GMT
Two Jews meet in Nazi Germany. One of them says: "I've got good news and bad news."
The other one: "Give me the good news first."
"Hitler is dead."
"But that's great! What are the bad ones?"
"It's not true."
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Post by lordroel on Aug 24, 2022 6:52:03 GMT
Two Jews meet in Nazi Germany. One of them says: "I've got good news and bad news." The other one: "Give me the good news first." "Hitler is dead." "But that's great! What are the bad ones?" "It's not true." Lets not make historical jokes about Jews okay. |
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Post by Max Sinister on Aug 24, 2022 7:22:53 GMT
Sorry! But this is authentic gallows humor - the kind of jokes the Jews would make themselves about their situation. This can't be bad - can it?
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Post by lordroel on Aug 24, 2022 7:41:56 GMT
Sorry! But this is authentic gallows humor - the kind of jokes the Jews would make themselves about their situation. This can't be bad - can it? Well the problem is we can’t ask any of them if these kind of jokes where the once they make, also as it is regarding Jews, better not to make these kind of jokes unless i want to get a report from somebody who complained to Proboards about it. Thus let the Jews jokes be. |
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Post by Max Sinister on Aug 24, 2022 8:06:15 GMT
That'd be pretty sad. As said, I like this kind of jokes.
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Post by lordroel on Aug 24, 2022 8:39:13 GMT
That'd be pretty sad. As said, I like this kind of jokes. Well these days people are quickly offended by jokes, just saying that it’s the best if we leave jokes about Jews during World War 2 behind. |
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miletus12
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Post by miletus12 on Aug 24, 2022 16:52:38 GMT
How did Viking ships communicate with each other?
Norse code.
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The Pope, the Saxon and the Vikings
On a tour of north France, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was walking along the beach when he heard a frantic commotion just offshore. A helpless man was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.
As the Pope watched, horrified, a short-boat came racing up with three men wearing outlandish horned hats and long showy beards. One quickly threw a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious man from the water, Then, using long clubs, the three obvious Vikings beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was bitter hatred between Christians and Vikings, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope strode off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that??"
"He is the most knowledgeable of Christians, he is the Pope." one replied, "He can summon God anytime and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may be knowledgeable and have access to God's wisdom, but he knows nothing about shark fishing. Is the Saxon bait holding up okay, or do we need to get another one?"
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Post by Max Sinister on Sept 15, 2022 1:39:17 GMT
1941. The "führer" has an ungood feeling that perhaps, maybe, he might lose the war.
Then he learns there's a rabbi who can predict the future. HE has his flunkies bring that rabbi to him, and asks him who'll win the war.
The rabbi says: "We'll ask the coin oracle. Heads - Britain wins. Tails - the Soviet Union wins."
Hitler continues to ask: "And what if it stays on the edge?"
"Oh, then France will win."
Hitler's enraged: "Is that all that can happen?!"
"Of course not. It might be that the Lord does a miracle and keeps the coin floating in the air. - In that case, Czechoslovakia wins."
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miletus12
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Post by miletus12 on Sept 23, 2022 4:56:36 GMT
Soviet rules A man from the Soviet Union obtains a permit to move to the USA, and his new neighbor asks how he much he likes his new apartment, so he asks him what his apartment was like back in Russia. “Oh, my old apartment was perfect. I could not complain.” So his neighbor then asks him what his job was like back home. “Oh, my old job was perfect. I could not complain.” So the neighbor asks him what the food was like back in the USSR. “Oh, the food was perfect. I could not complain.” Puzzled, the neighbor finally asks him, if everything was so great in the Soviet Union, why did he move? The man says, “Here I can complain.” ================================================================================  |
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Post by miletus12 on Sept 24, 2022 18:02:17 GMT
 He was a United States Marine. |
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Post by lordroel on Sept 24, 2022 18:05:37 GMT
Soviet rules A man from the Soviet Union obtains a permit to move to the USA, and his new neighbor asks how he much he likes his new apartment, so he asks him what his apartment was like back in Russia. “Oh, my old apartment was perfect. I could not complain.” So his neighbor then asks him what his job was like back home. “Oh, my old job was perfect. I could not complain.” So the neighbor asks him what the food was like back in the USSR. “Oh, the food was perfect. I could not complain.” Puzzled, the neighbor finally asks him, if everything was so great in the Soviet Union, why did he move? The man says, “Here I can complain.” ================================================================================ Always love this: |
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Post by miletus12 on Sept 24, 2022 18:18:54 GMT
He was a United States Marine.  Guadalcanal after the First Night Naval Battle of... ================================================================ Has anything changed?  Nope. |
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Post by kyng on Sept 24, 2022 21:07:00 GMT
 Hope this one hasn't been posted yet  . |
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miletus12
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Post by miletus12 on Sept 24, 2022 21:23:49 GMT
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